Comment addict

someone who is addicted to other people's comments on websites like youtube etc.

person 1: my name is bob and I'm a comment addict
person 2: bob really defined himself when composing this sentence
person 3: he is such a hoe
person 1: ***** ******* ***** ***

by Jellybean5473 March 2, 2008

comment countdown

The time someone must wait until they can talk about a leaving person or persons, so that they will not hear. Usually to criticize or laugh about something involving the leaving person(s).

Waitress: I'll be right back with your order.

Comment Countdown Begins: 5... 4.... 3....

Person 1: Dude that waitress was bangin.

Person 2: Way to break the comment countdown, I think she heard you.

by tcm96 May 31, 2010

comment search

One of the worst features added on YouTube. It is often used by stalkers, usually to reply a single person's comments with retarded comments.

How the heck did that idiotic user find my comments? Oh yes, he was using the comment search! If it wasn't for this stupid feature then I won't get as much retarded comments waiting for me!

by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011

repetitive commercial

Commercials that appear to come on so much that you would very much like to die, or destroy the tv. Like those commercials that say '...if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours...' Those drive me insane. And I don't understand the whole bathtub thing.

Timmy was just a bored little boy who enjoyed watching tv, when, all of a sudden, a repetitive commercial came on. He didn't think of it much until it had those same words as every commercial. He then proceeded to think of how he would pay money to actually get rid of commercials than actually have them advertized.

by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010

No Comment

I dont know

“Hey, do you know what happened to Soulja Boy? “
“No comment.”

by Racecarbackwards12321 January 18, 2021

An Elliot Comment

An Elliot comment consists of a series of words or statements that are already obvious to everyone.

An Elliot Comment: We've gotta win this game (Grand Final Game)

by Steve Marotte December 15, 2008

A Neil Comment

A comment made in haste to preserve ones Conservatism, without the relevant knowledge on a subject first being acquired.

Man 1: "I'm glad they banned something because frankly it was a crazy liberal idea and went against the entire 100 year history of man."

Man 2: "That is such A Neil Comment"

by oscarorange November 3, 2010