Mary Baldwin College

Squirrel (the school's mascot!) women are either going to be successful of their own right, marry rich, or both. Some are Southern ribbons and pearls kind of girls, some are sistas, some ~like~ other girls, some a combination of all three, but they all are capable, poised, and stylish. These girls have it all and can do it all, and just try to tell them otherwise!

Grad school official: Who is that gorgeous woman giving that amazing speech?
Other grad school official: She's from Mary Baldwin, and I'm definately giving her my card.
First grad school official: Not if I get there first!

by MissMBC05 October 12, 2004

electoral college

1: A system designed to give people living under rocks in Wyoming an inordinate amount of control over the government of the most powerful country in history. See also senate.

2: When somebody in Wyoming fucks up the rest of your life and then has the fucking gall to act smug about it.

After that little bitch electoral colleged me, I cut off his voting rights and made him eat them.

by Chazschwab September 7, 2004

art college

College devoted to the arts- and the general study of subjects such as fine art, graphic design, illustration, textiles, 3d/games design, philosophy, music etcetera. Art college is a surreal haven for artistically diverse folk, recreational drug users and enthusiasts, spontaneous philosophical discussion during lectures, and those wishing to escape the task of repeating what is esentially another two years of high school condensed into a standard college semester. Art college is unique- nothing more, nothing less. There is nothing more commonplace at an art college than to be unique or different, and there is a decreased tendency to discriminate against diverse or eccentric students, as most possess a creative streak of artistically inclined traits or attributes. Those who don't, will sure enough have some by the time they leave. Because of their nature art colleges have a high leniancy and acceptance towards creativity, artistic pursuits, and not to forget- the drugs. A good majority, if not a vast majority of all art students have tried a recreational substance (me included :), mainly those of the hallucinogen/psychedelic category. Although this is not always the case, drug use or enthusiasm is fairly commonplace at art college, if not a potential rite of passage. Saying this however- not everyone have taken substances. There are those who do, have done, aspire to, or simply haven't. The bottom line is, expect someone you meet there to have done something (lord knows I have :P).
Those who enter art college usually leave with an increased passion for artistic pursuits or careers, awareness of the finer things in life, and generally value the time they studied there. The best darn college there is- no contest :)

If you ever need an excuse to- consume copius amounts of recreational drugs :), pursue a more interesting and artistic career direction, or simply meet loads of great people who won't chastise you for being different... then go to art college- you wont regret it ;)

by Firelovesugar February 8, 2009

Prescott College

A very small college in Prescott, Arizona, that is centered on experiential education, liberal arts, the environment, and mostly privileged white people from New England to have an adventure out West, man.

"Hey Dad, I know I haven't really accomplished much else in the past 5 years other than getting really high in the woods and hiking around, but I think I want to extend that to my university education"

"What do you mean, son?"

"Well, there's this really cool college in the middle of Arizona called Prescott College that emphasizes adventure education and environmentalism, and specializes in dreadlocks and weed smoking. I think I want to go there and create my own bachelors degree."

"Wait, what about Bates College, where I went! I'm still on good terms with the President there and he's already assured me your acceptance."

"I know, Dad, but I don't really want to have to 'do' math and chemistry"

"Okay, your trust fund is transferable. Just don't get a Spanish girl pregnant!"

"Thanks, Dad, you're the best!"

by Poop-y in my pants October 10, 2011

College of marin

A life sucking beast that traps you forever.

Goddam, i wish i went to a real college, not the butthole of marin that is College Of Marin.

by J. Souza May 3, 2005

college face

when you drink too much the night before and your face looks bloated the next day

"Between the keg of beer and the miso soup i officially have the worst case of college face ever."

by Stacey303 April 27, 2007

Epsom College

Epsom College is the common name for Professor Xavier's mansion. It is the base of operations and training site of the X-Men and the location of a school for mutant teenagers, the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, formerly Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. It is also the worldwide headquarters of the X-Corporation. It is located in the very clandestine region of Surrey, South-East England. The school's motto is "mutatis mutandis."

In the middle of the quad is the Phoenix Memorial Statue, dedicated to the memory of Jean Grey. Notable rooms include the Danger Room, Sixth form Centre and a room containing Cerebro.

The Headmasters Office of Cyclops and Stevey B is on the top floor. Wilson Pitch is a popular hang-out. Directly below Wilson Pitch is the hangar, which houses many transportation vehicles, as well as aircraft such as the X-Men Blackbird.

I used to attend Epsom College for my education, now I've joined the teaching staff of the common room and become one of the X-Men

by DerekMahatijr June 12, 2009