When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")
I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.
by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018
Get the Coffee 22mug. So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man
After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs June 24, 2016
Get the coffee diggermug. by YuOfTheNight April 17, 2017
Get the Canadian Coffeemug. Yes, it's a sex act. A Louisiana Love-in. In a threesome involving a white person and two creoles the caucasian man / woman is said to be having this.
by hopscotch honey hamster July 17, 2011
Get the Kahlua and Coffeemug. when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays
by unicornsavage1890 June 29, 2021
Get the pumpkin coffeemug. by Wizerd1889 October 2, 2019
Get the No Coffee No Talkiemug. Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.
by Ghoul July 26, 2018
Get the Coffee Carbonationmug.