Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

audio cockblock

When you try to play your selection of (clearly) well-chosen music at some event, yet somebody who has a collection of vapid (most likely pop) music interrupts you and their music takes precedence for whatever reason(usually because it's more popular, particularly amongst teeny-boppers or preps). The effect is more dramatized if your music was played for a few seconds before somebody stopped it.

See cockblock.

Person A: Hey, I'm going to plug in my mp3 player so we can listen to some Talib Kweli.

Person B: Nah, let's just use my iPod and play Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA.

preps/teeny-boppers: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Person A: Oh wow, I got audio cockblocked...

by carpediemcorpse November 13, 2009

CockBlock

To cockblock an individual (usually a male) is a term used to describe the act of someone seeking to stop a person's sexual advances towards someone else. A cockblock or cockblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.

cockblocking is a "foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt at finding happiness inside someone’s pants"

i couldnt think of 1 lol.... cockblock.

by Ryan......... February 14, 2009

Black Cock Down

White girl down for ze Black Cock!

Cade is trying to get Black Cock Down, but once you go black you never go back!

by BCDftw April 21, 2014

Cockblockese

Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.

It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.

by See you on the field March 28, 2005

Black Cock Dream

A dream had by white women in which they shout out "give me your big black cock now honey". This can be very embarrassing and awkward if the lady is sleeping with her husband or boyfriend.

Do I satisfy you, honey?

Of course, sweetie! <crosses fingers>

So what was that you were shouting in the night?

Don't worry honey, that was just a black cock dream. All girls have them.

by Moon Fish May 19, 2009

Nigga black cock seggs

Are really that horny to search this?
Nah i don't blame ga, we undersrand

Nigga 1: Wanna have nigga black cock seggs?
Nigga 2: Sure but i'm in top

by NiggazNiggazNiggazShitballz1 April 4, 2021