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Spitting Cobra

While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!
Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back)
Hot Girl: "Really?"(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
Me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
Hot Girl: "My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" (screaming)
by Chad Erwin Helton March 19, 2008
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Kurt Cobain

To come from some hicktown in western Washington, write a bunch of depressing music with a giant bassist and Justin Long for a drummer, wear flannel, totally fuck up your life with Heroin, have a baby and give it a really fucked up name, marry a crack whore, die from a shotgun blast to the face and cause many of your fans to do the same, and inspire a bunch of whiny emo kids and have your face plastered all over t-shirts in Hot Topic
by Four Way Crash May 3, 2009
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Kurt Cobained

When someone commits suicide via shot-gun or any other gun thru the mouth
Did you hear, Bob "Kurt Cobained" himself yesterday.
by up and down the street July 12, 2006
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Spitting Cobra

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.
by Crowface October 21, 2006
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Cobra Strike

The term, when used in the Volcanus Island lore, refers to a method to attack fish.

In order to efficiently use a cobra strike, you must make your hand flat, and point your fingers out straight as rigid as possible. The immediate area in front of you, which is represented as a 2 foot invisible half circle in front of your chest, is known as the "Striking Zone." You then hold up your striking hand about 8 inches away from your chest. When a fish or other unsuspecting denizen of the ocean enters the "Striking Zone" you quickly thrust your hand forward at the creature and follow through with your arm in order for the strike to have full potential. If commited effectively, the cobra strike will leave the unsuspecting creature bruised, embarrased, downtrodden, and tantalized.
As the Giribaldi entered my striking zone, I gave it a Cobra Strike to teach it who's boss.
by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007
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Cobra Strike

When a man is having sex with his partner doggy style, right before he ejaculates he elbows them in the small of the back so they rare their head up arching their back and pulls the back of their hair making them look like a cobra ready to strike. cobra strike donkey punch
by crazymess74 July 9, 2010
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Cobane

Anything using the likeness, music, and/or name of Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, or Nirvana that is considered corporate, desperate, or embarassing. Can also apply to the misuse or misinterpretation of Nirvana`s music.
Man, the Foo Fighters are a real cobane.

Kurt Cobain appearing in Guitar Hero 5 is a fuckin`cobane, man!

Krist Novoselic managed to avoid cobanes after Kurt`s suicide.

Courtney Love is the cause of most cobanes.
by Meaty the Jet Whale September 15, 2009
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