(n)Pronoun/formal/ An elite task force, a badass force, originating in the early 1970's.
The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.
The Original members, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne and The Trunk Monkey. In 1975, a man, partially intoxicated, claimed that nobody on earth could kick his ass after many victories in bar fights. This group caught word of this man, and planted the Trunk Monkey, at night with a crwbar and mag-lite in hand, in the trunk of his car. On the man's early morning commute, the Trunk Monkey, careful not to kill the man, chooses the mag-lite to hit the man in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious. The Trunk Monkey then, drags the man to his house where the rest of the group waits. When the man wakes up, he is punched five times in the face by each man, and being finished off by A Chuck Norris Signature roundhouse kick to the face which kills him instantly. Needless to say they were burying him the next day. DON'T FUCK WITH C.N.A.F.
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No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.
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Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
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