A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.
Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.
T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.
M: But I didn't do anything
Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.
T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.
M: But I didn't do anything
by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016
Get the Cheese Gratermug. by Adoring_Fan_No.2 March 6, 2010
Get the cheese for everyone!mug. Like fondue, cheese toes are often enjoyed by those with a foot fetish. Simply dunk your partner's toe in a cheese fountain and go to town! Cheddar, Gouda, Mozzarella, you name it.
*Highly suggest you wash the feet prior to consumption (but if you prefer otherwise that is your choice, as those with Blue Cheese toe fetishes tend to enjoy toe fungus with their cheese toes.)
*Highly suggest you wash the feet prior to consumption (but if you prefer otherwise that is your choice, as those with Blue Cheese toe fetishes tend to enjoy toe fungus with their cheese toes.)
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
Get the cheese toesmug. That ripe, pungent, cheesy smell one acquires on their fingers after scratching bodily orifices, crack and crevices. Or for males, the scrotal region.
This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.
This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.
Man I gave that homeless dude a hand job in the alley and now my hand smells like sniffin’ cheese.
I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.
I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Get the Sniffin’ Cheesemug. White and smelly residue found around the head of a penis. Only happens when a male's penis is not circumcised. It's caused by bacteria build-up under the fore-skin.
Friend 1: Dude, what kinda cheese you got? im trying to make a sandwich
Friend 2: I only got dinky cheese...
Friend 1: ewww thats gross!
Friend 2: I know :(
Friend 2: I only got dinky cheese...
Friend 1: ewww thats gross!
Friend 2: I know :(
by ElPhenomeno01 July 24, 2011
Get the Dinky Cheesemug. by Secr0t March 22, 2021
Get the frankie cheesemug. When one pulls down the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to reveal an inordinate amount of smegma around the glans.
I was going to give Frank a blowie last night but I threw up on my mouth a little bit when I pulled his cock and did a cheese peel. Needless to say that did not go in my mouth. He settled for a frothy handy instead.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
Get the Cheese Peelmug.