Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything

by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016

cheese for everyone!

A common phrase used by the Daedric Lord Shegorah in the popular video game TES IV: Oblivion

YOU: "Hello Shegorah! What's up?"
HIM: "cheese for everyone!"
YOU: "...ok then"

by Adoring_Fan_No.2 March 6, 2010

cheese union

A force much like the Soviet Union exept it’s better in every way, there are multiple gangs within the boundaries of the walls of the cheese union. Some of these gangs are the HEHEHE gang, or the cheddar gang. Some gangs are bigger than others, an example could be the cheddar gang, which tourtures all normies that are in sight. The cheese union highly supports communism, and very much dislikes 🧢Italism. It is currently at war with the U.S.A, but is relying on Canada to give them maple syrup for fuel for their highly powerful mozzarella tanks. Almost all of the weapons designed by the cheese union are souly powered my different types of cheese. This however grants all weapons useless as the cheese is too amazing. All vegans will be forced to eat gallons upon gallons of cheese as this is the cheese unions one and only goal.

The cheese union plans to eliminate all vegans.

Person 1: *vegan*
Cheese union: *pew pew pew bang pow ratatata*

by SomeRandomDemon October 20, 2020

Dinky Cheese

White and smelly residue found around the head of a penis. Only happens when a male's penis is not circumcised. It's caused by bacteria build-up under the fore-skin.

Friend 1: Dude, what kinda cheese you got? im trying to make a sandwich
Friend 2: I only got dinky cheese...
Friend 1: ewww thats gross!
Friend 2: I know :(

by ElPhenomeno01 July 24, 2011

Sniffin’ Cheese

That ripe, pungent, cheesy smell one acquires on their fingers after scratching bodily orifices, crack and crevices. Or for males, the scrotal region.

This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.

Man I gave that homeless dude a hand job in the alley and now my hand smells like sniffin’ cheese.

I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Slice of cheese

This is when one plays golf and hits it so bad it causes a slice that sends there ball into the never ending forest to the right.
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Ben - Now that was a bad shot
Paul- That my friend was a slice of cheese

by Bensondelbenson April 15, 2021

cheese-muncher

1) A person who is aroused by ones body cheeses.

2) A person who eats fromunda cheese / ear cheese / boob cheese/ butt cheese

3) Booty sweat / Ass Juice

4) Residence of Wisconsin

5) An act you can pay a hooker to do for a price

Mayor of Munchy: "Hey McFly, I got this girl in Green Bay to do something nasty!"

McFly: " What? When you went deer hunting in the U.P. for a week?"

Mayor of Munchy: "Ya Dude, our last day there, I meet a cheese-muncher!"

McFly: "Huh?"

Mayor of Munchy: "She ate my fromunda cheese. It was so gross!"

by Cheese4green September 23, 2011