Cheapfuck

1. Someone who was saving money for months just to buy a low end product and pretends to just bought it with money that she/he already had.
peasant

2. Someone who has an iPhone but doesn't has money for an 3G or 4G connection so they say: I can only whatsapp when im home.

3. Someone who buys the lowest ends products of famous brands. Mostly girls.

1.
Girl: Hey look! I just bought a new phone!
Boy: Oh which?
Girl: Its a Samsung Galaxy Y mini with a 1,3 inch screen.
Boy: Woow you desperate cheapfuck.

2.
Girl: I have an iPhone but I only can whatsapp when I'm home.
Boy: Buy 3G connection you cheapfuck!

3.

Boy: I just bought Monster iBeats.

by DavidThaMonster February 12, 2013

chap-sticking

Chap-sticking involves the act of taking out a man's phallus, and rubbing it around a woman's vaginal lips; similar to the act of applying chap stick on to one's dry lips.

Chap-sticking is primarily utilized as a coercion technique to covertly advance to insertion. It also serves as an evasive technique to avoid the question of contraceptives such as a condom.

Example 1: "Hey Keenan, did you have sex with that girl from the party?"

"Yeah, Steven told me about a great technique called chap-sticking. She didn't even notice till it was already too late."

Example 2: "Dude, how did you get out of using a condom?"

"I chap-sticked her and slid it in while she wasn't paying attention."

by Lompocsucks May 20, 2012

Chapel-en-le-frith

A small town on the A6, The youth population is mostly made up of emo's and chavs, every now and again a punk or mosher might turn up but most of them moved out when the new generation got older and got on our boobies.
If your a chav in chapel, why not work a frodo, or go to the job center in buxton.

not alot to do but get pissed helped by the fact there are alot of pubs (RED ALERT) STAY AWAY FROM THE DOG INN, child chav pub.
The older generation tend to go to church and get pissed.

Chapel-en-le-frith is a little town on the A6

by gortonian November 19, 2010

Chap Stick

1. Stick of moisturising capabilities used by those whose lips are adverse to "chapping" in cold conditions.

2. The middle wicket of a gentleman, which has lip moisturising capabilities if used accordingly.

"Windy isn't it honey?" remarked Terry, "here, use my chap stick, don't want you drying up."

by christopherknightuk April 19, 2005

jamaican cheapweed

cheap weed that you don't even care if you drop some when rolling b/c it is so cheap.

we were smokin that jamaican cheapweed last night

by jammin jamaican August 31, 2003

chap-dick

The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.

"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."

by jinjo_one March 3, 2006

cheapdeep

Brown people who try to get discounts at stores like Bestbuy and Futureshop.

Salesmen: "NO, IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A F**CKING DISCOUNT, ITS ALREADY ON SALE YOU DAMNED CHEAPDEEP".

Salesmen2: "Wow Jerry, that guy WAS a cheapdeep, you've been knee deep in cheappreets all day".

by Mike D June 19, 2006