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expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back
dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.
by edward worley? March 27, 2010
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Fire it out the cannon

When you ejaculate an arsenal of sperms a significant distance, at least three feet. Usually followed by a sense of pride.
*Angela is giving Jon boy head*
Angela: Jon boy when you cum dont fire it out the cannon I just washed my hair okay!
Jon boy: ha I fired it out the cannon, im so pleased with myself!
Angela: its all in my hair Jon, you prick.
Jon Boy: haaa,
Angela: your not getting head for two weeks.
Jon boy: ohhhhh no pleaaaaase.
by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017
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nickelodeon slime cannon

Masturbating to Nickelodeon girls, preferably not preteens.
Person 1: I got slimed at the Nickelodeon kid's awards!
person 2: Well I slimed kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's awards! I did a Nickelodeon Slime Cannon to Sam and Cat.
Person 1: Bitch your on that nonce shit.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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Canadian King of Cannon

Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.
-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.
by KL4805 August 1, 2018
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anal grape cannon

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.
I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!
by Chris James Meeks January 23, 2009
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Automatic cum cannon

When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.
That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!
by PU55YMAGNET January 14, 2018
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special beam cannon

Is there someway to get away from the cops? SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!
by mephisto May 28, 2003
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