expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back
dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.
by edward worley? March 27, 2010
Get the expired ham cannon mug.

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.
Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon
by Not a lobster April 21, 2021
Get the Crustacean Colon Cannon mug.

firing the mud cannon

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon
by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017
Get the firing the mud cannon mug.

nickelodeon slime cannon

Masturbating to Nickelodeon girls, preferably not preteens.
Person 1: I got slimed at the Nickelodeon kid's awards!
person 2: Well I slimed kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's awards! I did a Nickelodeon Slime Cannon to Sam and Cat.
Person 1: Bitch your on that nonce shit.
by avinabeer December 12, 2018
Get the nickelodeon slime cannon mug.

anal grape cannon

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.
I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!
by Chris James Meeks January 24, 2009
Get the anal grape cannon mug.

Automatic cum cannon

When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.
That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!
by PU55YMAGNET January 14, 2018
Get the Automatic cum cannon mug.

special beam cannon

Is there someway to get away from the cops? SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!
by mephisto May 28, 2003
Get the special beam cannon mug.