Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.
by Artic Thunder Hooser September 29, 2013
a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History
by sycamoron February 05, 2010
The Canadian Legendhood is an international underground organisation whose membership consists of only the utmost legendary Canadians.
Currently there are only two members: Jean Chretien and Nelly Furtado. Celine Dion was supposed to join but was rejected due to her Quebecoiscism. Bryan Adams was also going to join but his accession has been delayed as he needs to take a proper shower.
The headquarters are in a dark dark room in a dark dark alley in a dark dark city called Ottawa.
Currently there are only two members: Jean Chretien and Nelly Furtado. Celine Dion was supposed to join but was rejected due to her Quebecoiscism. Bryan Adams was also going to join but his accession has been delayed as he needs to take a proper shower.
The headquarters are in a dark dark room in a dark dark alley in a dark dark city called Ottawa.
Dude I heard Celine Dion just got called up to the Canadian Legendhood!
Nah that's crap they didn't take her in as she is a fucking French Canadian.. *randomly gets sick*
Nah that's crap they didn't take her in as she is a fucking French Canadian.. *randomly gets sick*
by bluemanc March 07, 2007
The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
To perform a Canadian Cascade, you will need a bunk bed, two females, and four males. One of the nice ladies lies naked on the bottom bunk while all the males are on the top one. The males cut a hole in the upper mattress and simultaneously deficate, urinate, ejaculate , and vomit through it onto the waiting woman. They then proceed to gangbang the shit out of her while the other girl licks up the mess from the other's body.
Let's invite Tammy-Lynn and Shaniqua over tonight and see if they'll let us give them a good ole Canadian Cascade
by R_texas July 06, 2015
Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!
Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**
Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**
by Papa Macro January 06, 2023
Freezing maple syrup in the shape of a horse cock and plunding it into your holes while it slowly melts then your hole is ready to be fucked and the dick is now a Canadian drumstick
by FrankAndTheBrick420 July 06, 2021