Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.
by Artic Thunder Hooser September 29, 2013
Get the Canadian Blowjobmug. a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History
by sycamoron February 5, 2010
Get the canadian historymug. The Canadian Legendhood is an international underground organisation whose membership consists of only the utmost legendary Canadians.
Currently there are only two members: Jean Chretien and Nelly Furtado. Celine Dion was supposed to join but was rejected due to her Quebecoiscism. Bryan Adams was also going to join but his accession has been delayed as he needs to take a proper shower.
The headquarters are in a dark dark room in a dark dark alley in a dark dark city called Ottawa.
Currently there are only two members: Jean Chretien and Nelly Furtado. Celine Dion was supposed to join but was rejected due to her Quebecoiscism. Bryan Adams was also going to join but his accession has been delayed as he needs to take a proper shower.
The headquarters are in a dark dark room in a dark dark alley in a dark dark city called Ottawa.
Dude I heard Celine Dion just got called up to the Canadian Legendhood!
Nah that's crap they didn't take her in as she is a fucking French Canadian.. *randomly gets sick*
Nah that's crap they didn't take her in as she is a fucking French Canadian.. *randomly gets sick*
by bluemanc March 9, 2007
Get the Canadian Legendhoodmug. The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the Canadian Cornhuskermug. When a male is about to urinate on a person and just as you get started you squeeze the tip of your penis, causing pee to spray all over.
by Deep Throate October 24, 2017
Get the canadian mistingmug. Similar to the “white boy smile” but with more of raised eyebrows. Canadian smile is used when walking by someone and not knowing what to do so you make the awkward Canadian smile at them, usually paired with a slight nod.
“I was on a walk the other day and this guy on the other side of the street caught eye contact with me and we both Canadian smiled it was pretty awkward”
by Ejhejehdhwjd March 18, 2022
Get the Canadian smilemug. by 1234987369871236 October 16, 2020
Get the Canadian Loopmug.