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Canadian Blowjob

N.) A northern blowjob involving ice and maple syrup.

Related to the Zamboni, and Rusty Zamboni
Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.
by Artic Thunder Hooser September 29, 2013
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canadian history

a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History
Eh, you guys get into a fight last night

Nah, just studied some Canadian History
by sycamoron February 5, 2010
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Canadian Legendhood

The Canadian Legendhood is an international underground organisation whose membership consists of only the utmost legendary Canadians.

Currently there are only two members: Jean Chretien and Nelly Furtado. Celine Dion was supposed to join but was rejected due to her Quebecoiscism. Bryan Adams was also going to join but his accession has been delayed as he needs to take a proper shower.

The headquarters are in a dark dark room in a dark dark alley in a dark dark city called Ottawa.
Dude I heard Celine Dion just got called up to the Canadian Legendhood!
Nah that's crap they didn't take her in as she is a fucking French Canadian.. *randomly gets sick*
by bluemanc March 9, 2007
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Canadian Cornhusker

The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.
That business trip was significantly improved thanks to the Canadian Cornhusker.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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Canadian sober

Sure, you've had three beers and taken a couple hits of that blunt everyone was passing around, but yeah, you'd say you feel pretty much sober.
Don't let that guy drive home; he's had a six pack and a bong bowl to himself. Officially Canadian sober.
by Gilchrist McDonaghue May 3, 2014
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Canadian Toothbrush

Going down on a woman while she has a full on bush.
John went down on me last night and I haven't shaved in a while...he got the Canadian Toothbrush.
by DelayedFuture August 3, 2017
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canadian smile

A beautiful smile that deceptively hides a sassy personality.
Julie has a Canadian smile, its great to look at but once she starts talking it's nothing but sass.
by Pluckerflucker June 14, 2018
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