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Tight Cannabanus

The act of blowing smoke up someone's anus utilizing a crazy straw and proceeding to blow it straight into a separate individuals mouth with a powerful fart.
Dude, Brandon totally pulled the ol' Tight Cannabanus with Mia last night.
by Avi Avi February 1, 2021
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Ontario Canada

The world's worst place to be born causing 6.5 million suicide attempts in 30 years with their slavery and degradation and wars
Graduated licensing is a agist exclusion hate crime under agism in Ontario Canada or any Canadian provinces
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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The Canada

A foreign land up North where an elusive species dwell. The rare, and endangered Canadian. In their veins runs the purest of the maple syrups. Luckily, these creatures are unusually docile, as the entire hate of The Canada is stored in the geese that run rampant all over the world. They are the only creature that don't need a passport.

If you happen to encounter a Canadian in the wild, immediately exclaim "Ope!". Now they will recognize you as one of their own. As they general prefer discussing hockey and moose above all other topics, be sure to only talk to them about these topics or they might sic a goose on you. Be warned and good luck traveler.
Susy: "My family is venturing up north to The Canada this summer, I hope to see a Candian."
Todd Md: " Be sure to take great care not to anger a Canadian, those darn geese are ever so vicious."
by Dr.Todd February 2, 2022
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Ontario Canada Catholic School

Shitheads that ruin every sporting event and are racist pricks
that motherfucker from the ontario canada catholic school used racial slurs against other students during the game.
by ARVM April 30, 2022
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Greater Canada

Its like canada but bigger or something
Person 1: I like men.
Person 2: Are you from Greater Canada?
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
by Greater Canada March 17, 2023
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Noah Canada

A person with a whole lotta freedom in his stomach, and enjoys doing the truffle shuffle with a big coke and some nacho cheese Doritos.
“Dang that Noah Canada guy is really funny
by DrewCRZYYYYY April 21, 2023
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Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"
by MattCanada hater 69420 October 3, 2023
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