cum buddy

someone to help you out when you are hard up
Nobody wanted to be Theo's cum buddy.
by yorrick hunt June 03, 2008
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cum chugger

a girl who drinks semen in large quanities
she felt so full after drinkin all that warm cum, shes such a cum chugger
by amy September 24, 2003
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Cum Sock

A type of sock that is not used for foot wear and is instead used to release semen into it and save for a lter time.
You: Hey man, you wil never believe what happened! I accidentally put on my cum socj instead of my real one!
Other guy: Dude that's nasty... You should really store your cum sock somewhere safe.
by TasteOfFURY April 13, 2018
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cum sock

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
I gave my boyfriend a cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.
by veronica_lickthepink July 09, 2007
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Cum preclude

Arresting ejaculation to avoid being caught masturbating. An unfortunate necessity for some learned in middle- or high-school often employed in adulthood (college). Aside from causing decreased self esteem this encourages untoward acts like masturbating under clothing or unzipping to masturbate potentially developing into marriage woes: erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.
Trying to enjoy free access to a paid HD porn site, one hand on the mouse and one hand slid under the waistband, despite the exasperating penis constraint by fabric. On the verge of coming he heard his mom approaching his room. Cum preclude! He avoided jizz soaking through his clothes to cowardly masturbate another time allowing immediate participation in family activities for which he was summoned. The horror of interruption is not always sufficient to prevent boxer wiggle later.
by Amollishment October 26, 2012
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cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick
mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon
by siccunt04 November 04, 2020
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cum slut

A person whose sole purpose is to have hot dripping cum all over there being. To lick it all up, to drink it, to spit it out just lick it up again, to share it, to bathe in it and simply live for it.
She cleaned it all up like the good little cum slut that she is Cum slut
by Bostonsfinest March 20, 2015
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