A Ghetto Condom

When someone is too cheap to buy a real condom for there "package" and they end up using seran wrap for protection.... and it doesnt help at all

Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!

by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 10, 2008

Female condom

Similar to a plastic bag, except for that is inserted in the vagina.

Oscar favors female condoms due to his abnormally small and ineffective penis.

by betheahmmer0 October 30, 2009

Sock Condom

When you take your sock off by rolling off like a condom

Jim "whoa all the socks in your drawer look like big cotton condoms!"

Mike "Yeah there sock condoms"

by jcblm5145 March 13, 2010

Cop Condom

1. A motorist that drives much faster or erratic than the adjacent vehicles making himself the most likely to be pulled over by police.
Similar to Cop Baitor Designated Decoy

1. Yo man your Drunker than 10 indians. You should be safe and use that Cop Condom motorcyclist.

by Attempt May 15, 2009

Serrated Condom

Noun; A condom produced by Trojan that is serrated like a steak knife. A serrated condom adds the benefit of pain to pleasure.

Dave: Man that girl is so hot, but such a bitch
Brent: Yeah man, just fuck her with the serrated condom to teach her a lesson
Dave: classic

by bevelan December 16, 2011

head condom

A beanie, or any hat that bears a striking reseblance to a condom when placed on your head.

look at that dude wearing the head condom.

by Nick Vaiano January 7, 2008

Steel Belted Condom

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.

Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.

by Libraryguy April 19, 2010