Christmas tail

the male genital organ
fuck stick penis

I have a rash under my Christmas tail.

by Whenyougetpizza December 20, 2019

Christmas Butt

When one butt cheek is red and then the other is green.

Lance...I see you are sporting your Christmas Butt this holiday.

by Squeedely Teets June 17, 2020

Christmas Llama Socks

Who the fuck puts a christmas llama on a sock?

its not funny. get a life caterina

1: Who wants to see my Christmas llama socks ?

2: no fuck off

by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020

Christmas Sneeze

A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!

Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."

by Tawny Rocklestein February 27, 2021

christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)

Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”

by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021

Christmas Vacuum

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.

“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”

by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

Christmas Kayak

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.

Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM

by The Chaotic Demi God September 15, 2021