When at a function around christmas time, instead raising a glass and saying chirstmas cheers, offer christmas jis as an alternative.. Sounds similar and is a great bit of banter.. However, try not to get caught
by Tomofthe1234 January 16, 2008
Get the Christmas Jizmug. To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008
Get the Christmas Treemug. To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.
Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.
by TRX534 November 29, 2009
Get the Christmas bonusmug. a more polite paraphrase of "For Christ's Sake" - such a paraphrase is often used loudly or/in public places so not to offend or draw attention to using "Christ" in a potential negative connotation
A woman upset about not finding an item they need in a grocery store or finding out that the grocery is out of the needed item - instead of saying "For Christ's Sake!" using "For Christmas Shakes" - A man upset that their favorite team is losing using "For Christmas Shakes," in front of their children - Also "For Christmas Sakes"
by David Petreaus Curtis December 6, 2011
Get the For Christmas Shakesmug. IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS AND EVERYTHING IS FREE FREE FREE WHEN YOU MENTION HASHTAG #WETMILLER AT CHECKOUT. COME AND GET EVERYTHING FREE FREE FREE
"Did you hear about that place going out of business?"
"Shit yeah bro, the Christmas Palace!! that fucking place rocks. I went and got me a nut cracker and a bad ass authentic elf suit. I can't believe they are shutting down though. Its getting so clothes to Christmuth"
"Shit yeah bro, the Christmas Palace!! that fucking place rocks. I went and got me a nut cracker and a bad ass authentic elf suit. I can't believe they are shutting down though. Its getting so clothes to Christmuth"
by Zan3 Fr0m Th3 Int3rn3t February 17, 2019
Get the Christmas Palacemug. Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018
Get the Red Christmasmug. That time after New Years after you've put on 15 or 20 pounds from the holidays in which you plan to lose a large amount of weight, but only get around to losing at most half of that.
John: Well, now that the holidays are over, its time to check into Christmas Rehab.
Liz: Last year I didn't even make it to half of my planned weight, it took me all summer to work it off.
Liz: Last year I didn't even make it to half of my planned weight, it took me all summer to work it off.
by Lightnrg December 26, 2010
Get the Christmas Rehabmug.