by mattappleguy February 1, 2022

My wife has been complaining about money and her teeth lately, so I decided to take her to The Carolina dentist
by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

While your finger blasting a girl, and she hangs on a running ceiling fan and squirts all around the whole room
by Ricky 4 April 26, 2025

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"
Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021

Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.
I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.
by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

When someone thinks they have a fast car but it's really slow. They are a shitman instead of a hitman.
by TN1/8thracer October 19, 2020

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
