Carolina Iglesias Mateychuk

According to experts, one of the best human beings on Earth, if you ever had her and lost her, you’re fucked up man.

Oh god, Carolina Iglesias Mateychuk is such an amazing girl, I think I’m in love!

by Jotape November 5, 2021

carolina

Carolina is an amazing friend, shy at first but when we really meet her, we see that shy there's nothing!!
She is beautiful, funny, and anyone who sees her on the street falls in love, blue-eyed blonde, tall and thin, is literally perfect, the girl everyone wants to be.
The only thing she lacks is intelligence, but she will recover.
Carol, this is for you from your best friend!

A: Do you know carolina?
B: The one very beautiful?

by matildebruh November 21, 2021

North Carolina dEcA

Do not be fooled. dEcA is not a high school club, it is a way of life. A cult. If you join dEcA, you might as well forget about life in itself. dEcA fools children into believing that it's a marketing club. That could not be more inaccurate. dEcA is the gateway to an obsessive and exclusive life that towers over regular mortals (people not in dEcA). Annually, the members of dEcA meet at the epiphany of cultism: ICDC-- the ultimate test of ones humanity. It is labeled as dEcA's, "international competition," but regular functioning humans can see through this bs. ICDC is the place where one goes, only return as a part of a communist group otherwise known as: dEcA. Although ICDC can cost up to $5000 for some states, the flashy locations of ICDC (such as Orlando) lure innocent children in. However, on rare occasions, you can find a dEcA state officer. These people vary, they are either people who do dEcA for the college app, or people who have conversations that are 88% made up of dEcA. You have been warned. Stay away. Share the truth.

Normal citizen: "Hey dude what's up!"
dEcA member: "I am in North Carolina Deca"
Normal citizen: "um..ok...How are you doing?"
dEcA member: "Was I not clear? I am in North Carolina Deca"

Normal citizen: "uhh... how are your classes?"
dEcA member: "Deca"
Normal citizen: "Wha-"
dEcA member: "DECA!"
Normal citizen: "Yo, you good?"
dEcA member: "DECA! DECA! DECA! DECA! I LOVE DECA! i LOVE DECA! i AM GOING TO ICDC! I AM NOT HUMAN, I AM DECA!!!"
Normal citizen: " I need to gtfo!"

by Baller oh March 20, 2019

North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

Carolina moonpie

Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.

I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

Carolina Subsoil

A shitting of the pants resulting from a fart originating from the deepest part of a man’s colon.

Kyle: Dam Hank, that was a monster blast.
Hank: I gotta get home ASAP and hose down the Carolina subsoil running down my legs.

by Dmhaeb March 2, 2022

North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.

Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025