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Montana Burglar Alarm

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.
When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"
by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009
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Nerd turd burglar

Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.
"Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"
by Clarice December 3, 2003
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burr

"....... burr"
by Dave Devine May 3, 2004
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CAT BURGLAR

Someone who takes over a job from someone else and then happily takes the credit for the previous persons work.
Everytime she gets a job in a new winery she fucks off with someone elses silver ware. she's a cat burglar.
by nobjockeybender October 21, 2008
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Burlington

An AMAZING town about an hour west of Toronto and 30 mins from Hamilton. Burlingtonians know the town as "B-Town", "The Big B", and downtown. One reason why Burlington is the best is because its WAYYY BETTER than Oakville, Mississauga, and Hamilton. Once you drive out of Burlington EVERYBODY turns into a bitch, except when you drive threw Waterdown, theyre a suburb of B-Town. Anytime there is a fucking asshole ever, you know theyre from around burlington, but a different city. The BEST school team in the area is the Lester B. Pearson Patriots, they are superior in Rugby.
Burlington is an amazing town!
why? where are you from?
Shitty Ass Oakville
by BlAhBlAh1122 March 27, 2011
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burlap

A sexual act consisting of the insertion of one person's scrotum into another person's anus. Can be nonconsensual/consensual and homo/heterosexual. The word may be used as a verb, noun, or in rare situations, as a present-pluperfect adjectival impersonal pronoun.
Dude, I just burlapped the hell out of that chick.

When she asked for burlap, I couldn't believe it...

You're into burlap? Ewww!
by Alberto Malich February 20, 2009
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Burpling

Inhaling a fart out of a lovely ladies willing ass.
"Hey you know Ted right? Yeah well he convinced his Girlfriend into burpling last night, now he has strepthroat."
by Oberg April 22, 2006
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