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Benjamin

He might be mean sometimes but he's actually not THAT mean. He's actually really sweet and sometimes look likes an otter. He might hold your hand if you're nice and he might not like taking pictures. He's thoughtful and caring and has a nice voice.
"Benjamin is so cute." "Woah Benjamin looks good today."
by moth3rb3ar July 23, 2022
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benjamin george thomas the third

ben.

aka a guy with really weak shins
“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”
by c1nnxm0n August 2, 2022
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benjamin

hi crush taka, ichat nako b mwamwa
why so pogi benjamin?
by missnakita August 6, 2022
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Benjamin

The absolute cornerstone upon which chivalry stands, Benjamin is a kindhearted, loving, and intrepid soul. Though strong, intelligent, and wise, Benjamin sometimes harbors secrets deep within, only to be entrusted by a small number of his closest companions. He can tend to be quiet and reserved in most situations; however, Benjamin's true colors are revealed when he feels comfortable around and pleased with his company. He easily captivates every girl that befriends him; only one has ever truly captured Benjamin's heart. A stunning smile and a shining soul, Benjamin is the ideal icon of a true gentleman in today's society.
At first glance, Benjamin seemed to be just another voiceless existence of the world, though this was proved compltely false by his bold and valiant actions.
by Doctor Egghead August 13, 2022
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Benjamin Gelb

A great man, any girl loves him. So does any man
OMG DID YOU SEE BENJAMIN GELB? HES SOOO SEXY AND I WANT TO BAANG HIM
by tobyhearst August 16, 2022
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Benjamin Rodriguez

a pile of rubbish but a little hot
Man that guy is guy is a Benjamin Rodriguez
by Barry verocity August 17, 2022
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benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
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