bed bug

strange behavior in a person, anal retentive, a person trying to tell you how to do your job but has no clue on how to really do the job, a person that knows everything, complainer

That dude is a bed bug, complained about everything

by Ismoke420 February 2, 2014

Lady Bug

A polite euphanism to describe when a woman is menstrating or has PMS.

Hey Carla, why are you so crabby today....oh you have the Lady Bug

by Joseph Capolupo July 23, 2008

stink bug

Big black bug lives in california walks around with its butt in the air....

stink bug swaggart's around butt in air just waiting to put a stink on you.

by itichie_nocanpo October 20, 2006

draw the Bug

To pretend to make a phone call because your to lazy to get off your ass and do it or because u simply just dont like the person somebody is telling you to call

Katie: U have to call brad right now or i will never speek to u again
Ross: Brads a pussy bitch but i will call him........
Ross: he dident pick up
Katie: god dammit now we cant have sex 2nite
Ross: I just draw the bug on you..lol..slut
Katie: what????????????????

by Ross The Great August 26, 2006

rug bug

Another word for crabs. Pubic lice.

She had a mean case of the rug bugs, so she got some of that pubic shampoo.

by BenBen January 14, 2006

fuck the bug

when smoking marijuana, to 'fuck the bug' is to take a hit. when the bowl is cashed the 'bug is fucked'.

dude, its your turn to fuck the bug!

by Jarvis Dimambrosauce July 12, 2007

Chunky Pickle Bug

An unusually enormous, ugly penis looking insect that is found in humans eyes.

If found in a females eye, her breasts will shrink three bra sizes and she will grow a huge bush on her vagina.

If found in a males eye, his penis will start to swell up and eventually become a chode and turn an moldy black color.

Stay away from penis looking bugs, and you should be okay.

John: "Yeah, my Aunt died from a Chunky Pickle Bug infection"
Suzie: "That's terrible!"

by diedofpicklebug April 16, 2009