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Swamp Buffalo 

A woman with an appearance so rancid that is makes your stomach knot and triggers your gag reflex.
Dear god, Gerald! Look at That putrid Swamp Buffalo!

Fuck mate, I wouldn't fuck that for a fistful of diamonds.
Swamp Buffalo by Phillip Rowland November 11, 2013

The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire 

Use this sexual technique to spice things up in bed. While performing oral sex, a man applies a tablespoon (or as much sauce as necessary) of Buffalo Wild Wings Mild Hot Sauce to the palm of his hand. He then continues to lather it on his scrotum pole until the entirety of the shaft is orange in color. He then screams a ferocious roar (replicating the mating call of a Buffalo) and inserts his penis into the mouth of the female. He will then hold her head down on his penis in a way where she is unable to move her head. When he has reached the point of the climax, he will ejaculate in the female’s mouth, while dipping his fingers in the excess sauce to rub in the female’s eyes (or slapping her across the face with the sauce while saying “ I like your cut g.”). The immense pain from the hot sauce in the woman’s eyes will cause her to scream, releasing the breath of fire, while also releasing a booming roar (sounding similar to that of the mating call of a female Buffalo). Therefore comes the name The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire.
“Bro, I had leftover sauce from B Dubs so I got home and gave my girl The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire!”

Guy on a Buffalo 

The Guy on a Buffalo, is a bad ass cowboy that rides a buffalo around. He is known to break Indians' guns, beat the shit out of cougars, give orphaned babies to depressed widows, and fight villains that try to hunt other buffalo.

Guy on a Buffalo was made famous by ThePossumPosse on YouTube.

There are three episodes of Guy on a Buffalo so far.
Some may say that the Guy on a Buffalo, is the original hipster.

The Guy on a Buffalo is one bad ass cowboy.

Soggy Buffalo 

A penis that is incapable of achieving an erection.
He had to take Viagra for his soggy buffalo.
Soggy Buffalo by SignalNoise July 7, 2009

University at Buffalo 

One of the most reputable Public Universities in the country that continues to rapidly rise in the rankings. The school is the PERFECT mix between an academically-serious/rigid school and a party school. Very good school for Engineering, Business, Architecture, Sciences and many others things.

It's one of the most affordable Universities in the country and the school is not located in the middle of nowhere like many other SUNY's so you rarely get bored. It's also very diverse and has the highest student-satisfaction of any of the main 4 SUNY University centers. The school bus service is amazing in the daytime but crappy in the evenings and night.

There is three campuses. North/Main Campus is located in the suburbs and is mostly made up of unappealing brick buildings but this is where the majority of the activity is. The South Campus is mostly beautiful historic buildings BUT tasteless tin trailers and handful of fugly 60's soviet-style bldgs ruin the ambience of it. Oh, and there's the Downtown Medical campus that few have actually been to. Thankfully, the UB2020 plan aims to restore beauty to all of the campuses.

CONS:
- In a region with crappy weather
- Many of the older academic buildings don't have cell-phone/data reception.
- Crappy parking for commuters (especially on North Campus).
- Food in Dining Halls is overpriced.
- Crappy internet reception at night in the Ellicott Dorms-{the main dorms}.
Bob- I'm going to _________ College for $45k a year+room and board.
Tom- I'm going to University at Buffalo for $7k a year and then living off campus for dirt cheap.
University at Buffalo by UB'er April 11, 2013

New Buffalo 

Resort town located about a hour outside of Chicago. Has great beaches an a nice Indian casino. Also home to a lot of townies that never made it out.
Ah man! The beach in New Buffalo was great after I lost $500 at the casino!
New Buffalo by FourWinds101 July 30, 2009