Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt

Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent

by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022

mid broads

Broads that are mid.

"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"

by Gjord September 27, 2022

Funky broadway

Sing and dance in the nude while preparing a body for a funeral

Hey Sunshine, we can do the funky broadway all night long. Love Darla. #LingerDenverCO

by GoldenEyedLadyBear March 5, 2023

Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.

Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.

by Field Armorer July 28, 2023

dumbass broad

a female that has little to no sense and doesn’t know what she is talking about at all.

jamia is a dumbass broad.

this dumbass broad jamia is retarded as fuck

by jamia lister is a dumbas broad January 28, 2024

Muppet Broadcast

When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.

Can I do a muppet broadcast with you two?

by Knullthu February 29, 2024

Ealing Broadway

An expression of Absolute joy and happiness. better used as an opposition to any kind of pessimism
other posible variations include: to be "Ealing your Broadway"

You are not very Ealing Broadway, are you
I'm feeling very Ealing Broadway
Are you Ealing your Broadway today?

by The cheese-dealer February 14, 2026