breakfast nut

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.

I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.

by dark_man August 6, 2015

Alex Breakfast

It is gross, we don't like it or its creator, it is vile and we will all drown in its filth. Your only hope is to run.

I killed myself because of alex breakfast

by Senor Buttckeek September 21, 2020

Chocolate Breakfast

Waking your partner from sleep in the morning by licking their asshole.

I was too nervous to propose analingus to Jeanette, so I went out on a limb and surprised her with a little chocolate breakfast this morning.

by Dreadful Great March 27, 2010

grimsby breakfast

When you go down on a local Grimsby girl

in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week

Do you want a Grimsby breakfast? No thanks, I just brushed my teeth.

by Faurplay2025 September 7, 2019

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

Br-breakfast

While brunch is breakfast for lunch, and brinner is breakfast for dinner. Br-breakfast is when you pull an all nighter and you've stayed up so late that the brinner has now changed into br-breakfast.

Broski, I stayed up so late last night that I skipped brinner and had br-breakfast instead!

by johannestot July 30, 2011

The Breakfast of Champions

Lucky Charms would be the breakfast of champions..

stop fighting republican nazi and angry tim!

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 27, 2004