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Brandon

A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
Brandon used to be a great friend.... not anymore.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
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Brandon

A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!
9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the most hottest, sexiest, funniest guy you will ever meet in your life.

You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.
Brandon your hot as hell.
by ok boomer 12353 November 29, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a kind and intelligent boy who lives to do things with passion. He is good in bed and loves to show effection. Brandon will always be faithful and never let you down. Brandon's are the best type of boyfriends. But he's not just a good boyfreind he's is my freind and is always there to listen however there is rumours that's some Brandon's have an attention span of a horney duck🦆. I love you Brandon love from your boyfriends Mark xx
Him: you single?
Me: no

Him: who are you dating?
Me: I'm dating a Brandon 😍😍
by Top of bottom? 101 January 23, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.
friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."
by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018
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Brandon

A very fat nerd that likes cheeseburgers and has a bedtime
Brandon take your fat ass to sleep.
by Lil $tackz July 15, 2020
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Brandon

A white crack head that smokes weed and rides his skateboard everywhere
Brandon is a crack head.
by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018
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