Brandon

Brandon

2 words

A

Asshole

Krista: OMG Brandon is sooooo cool

Sabrin: No he is an asshole that nobody likes.

Landon: Fuck Brandon

Everyone: Fuck Brandon

by KellyMan1212 February 7, 2019

Brandon

A white crack head that smokes weed and rides his skateboard everywhere

Brandon is a crack head.

by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.

friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."

by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018

Brandon

No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms

That Guys a total Brandon

by KokoKL June 4, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.

Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself

by Tino 31 May 21, 2018

Brandon

he's just that nigga. that's all you need to know

"Hey, do you know who Brandon is?" "Yeah, he's that nigga"

by yomommacheese July 12, 2019

Brandon

A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!

9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden

by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019