When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent
Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!
How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!
by rmurill1 February 6, 2021
Get the california brokemug. Hey bro I'm trying to get bail money together can you help? Bro I'm broke but got all that bread in ya pocket....... ( ain't talk to this dude in years, broke ass nigga stop doing dumb shit!!!)
by Mr.LiveLife November 2, 2018
Get the Brokemug. Joe: Yo man last night I broke her ankles
Bob: Really
Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week
Bob: Really
Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week
by Ponyo Biscuit Nugget December 29, 2020
Get the Broke her anklesmug. by Robo2004 November 3, 2021
Get the Broke neck syndromemug. If you don’t have a million dollars cash or in your bank account I’m sorry buddy you broke and you shouldn’t tell someone else that there broke you’ve probably held back a lot of people calling them broke when your broke as well
Bro if you don’t have a million dollars your broke so how and the fuck can you tell me anything
Well let’s play big bank take lil bank
Your just not helping the cause
Well let’s play big bank take lil bank
Your just not helping the cause
by Miao tai chi July 4, 2020
Get the Brokemug. by ishu4 April 30, 2023
Get the i broke the 4th wallmug. by annda October 24, 2022
Get the my water brokemug.