hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018

TaM-Boned

TaM-Boned: The art is being sprung on the monkey, AKA Blooming Pussy Lips from a country gurl.

Man you got TaM-Boned.

Is that TaM-Bone that good.
Man I need to get me some of that TaM-Bone

by ManMadeMeat January 12, 2018

Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure

"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"

by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018

Uber Boonked

Used to express the absolute destruction of someone.

Damn you just got Uber Boonked

by Hoodlum23 January 3, 2019

Birthday bunked

When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.

Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!

by Titus dyfilid February 23, 2019

crazy bonkers

when something is just so obsurd and you cannot possibly think of a word to describe it, you may resort to saying crazy bonkers

nobody is sure of the origin of this expression

Dave: Yo, dude, I was fucking this bitch and she farted!

Joe: ... that’s-

Dave: crazy bonkers ?

Joe: Exactly

by I’m kinda retarded April 16, 2019

honkers bonkers

going crazy

"why did you just ask me if you were awake . . . man, you're really going honkers bonkers"

by npanda30 January 5, 2021