Blanket

Heaven thing that protects you from monsters blyat

When I turn off the lights monsters can't see me through blanket

by EHZD October 12, 2019

waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.

Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.

by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022

Romanian Blanket

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.

Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket

by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024

nose blanket

When one pulls ones scrotum flap over the nose of there partner.

Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"

Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"

by Shrub shaver September 13, 2018

blanket burner

A derogatory racial slur for in American Indian. Blanket burners are depicted as American Indians making smoke signals.

Eddie the blanket burner had stolen Pete's mailbox and set it on fire.

by They call me nasty October 10, 2022

blanket

Basically another word for jank or repulsive.

That's blanket.
Bro, stop being blanket

by no cap2 October 26, 2020

baby blanket feelings

An emotion of when you want to let go or forget something/someone but you don’t want to and it’s never going to stop being a memorable part of your life

I have baby blanket feelings about my ex best friend Louisa

by happilysadperson April 15, 2020