beer goggles

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.

by Light Joker January 29, 2005

ghetto beer

Cheap beer with a high alcohol content, often purchased with couch change for a quick and effective drunk.

Usually packs 10% alcohol and comes in a can or 40.

"I could only find a few quarters so I got some cans of Faxe."

"My booze budget is running dry so I'm going back to ghetto beer."

"Ah, Black Bull, my ghetto beer of choice."

"This ghetto beer tastes like ass, but man do I feel good..."

by Strappy November 18, 2006

beer monocle

like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.

I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle.

by rob z February 15, 2005

beer belly

a bulging, jiggling, vat of fat for a gut exclusively grown from a diet of hops and barley (beer).

Mick has a huge beer belly from sitting on his idle fat arse and drinking so much beer instead of working or getting laid.

by Lance McClelland August 16, 2006

Nose Beer

Casual Cocaine use that usually involves a night of drinking Bud Light.

Hey Randy lets have a couple of Road Sodas & do a couple Nose Beer's.

by pa-pa-pa-partydaddy May 1, 2018

Beer

- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.

- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...

by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

beer goggles

It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

See coyote ugly

You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004