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Buzzer Beater

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.
“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”
by Acrisper55 July 22, 2021
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2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.
Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!
by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016
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Beat

When something is uncool, lame, dumb, ugly, boring. Anything that is displeasuring.
Thats Beat.
Your Beat
Homework is Beat.
That shits Beat
by cxxzz March 17, 2011
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get it beat up

To be on the receiving end of a sexual encounter. Generally used referring to either a female or a homosexual male who is the "bitch". Every sexual encounter must include a person to beat it up and a person to get it beat up.
Neil: "That was quite an enjoyable sexual encounter I had with Susie last night. I am really looking forward to the deep and meaningful relationship on which we are currently embarking."
Carl: "You idiot. That trick only wants to get it beat up. You'll probably never see her ass again."
Neil: "What prior knowledge do you possess that empowers you to make such a statement?"
Carl: "Knowledge in the Biblical sense, buddy. I hit that shit just this morning."
Neil: "That is quite an improbability given that it is presently only 10 o'clock in the morning."
Carl: "I told you man, she's a ho."
Neil: "Sheeeit nigga I oughta smack dat bitch, ya know what I'm sayin'?"
by Nick D September 1, 2004
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beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.
Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.
by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008
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V beat

The “heartbeat” between a girls legs when she is horny/ turned on. Short for vagina heartbeat.
Carrie: “Yesterday jack kissed my neck and my v beat went off.”
Allie: “Omg girl did anything happen?”
Carrie: “No but I was so turned on.”
by Nah.dog11 September 13, 2019
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beat

after two games of football, man am beat
by simon adebisi July 16, 2003
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