Dahmer Bag

Any extremely over-stuffed black garbage bag. Generally found in a home kitchen as family members sequentially avoid taking the garbage out by double-stuffing the present bag to the point it can barely be closed.

Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.

(noun): “That Dahmer Bag is about ready to blow…., but I think this Pizza Box will still fit”

(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out”

by felhazcal September 25, 2012

Bag it and bang it

Where someone has a great body but an ugly face so you put a bag over their face and bang it.

Bad hoe
ugly doe
bag it and bang it

"Yo look at dat ass"
"Yeah but that face you nasty..."
"Ill just bag it and bang it!"

by BossManD December 14, 2012

lady bags

n the breasts, col; a slang term used to define the female mammary glands

man her lady bags are sagging

by the boss ross March 19, 2012

Sass-Bag

One who is full of "sass", and never-ending comebacks. Happens frequently with undisciplined children, always with a smart remark.

Dude, you never shut up. You're a sass-bag bro.

by Chris Magoo 2 March 8, 2011

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

by AJ7865 April 23, 2023

Gravy bag

A condom AKA a thin rubber sheath worn on a man's penis during sexual intercourse as a contraceptive or as protection against infection pregnancy and STIs.

"I just came in a gravy bag"
"Gravy bags prevent pregnancy and STIs"

by Bitty15 November 14, 2018

Ger Bag

A plastic trash bag/ grocery bag where the tie strings/ carrying handles are loosely placed around the nape of the neck. This allows the bag to hang freely and hands free around the chest region. The bag is utilized as a fast recovery vomit catcher during periods of fierce and intense alcohol consumption.

After consuming a vast amount of alcohol, Jeff felt his guts rumblimg and knew that if he did not put on a ger bag he was at risk for spraying the entire living room with vomit.

by Cutene55 July 12, 2017