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Stars and Bars

The phrase refers to a banner whose design was copied from the British Union Jack. It was used by some armed mobs of southern (Confederate) traitors in the period 1861 to 1865.

The War of the Rebellion, also known as the Civil War was fought for the worst cause of any war in history: to perpetuate the enslavement of human beings by their fellow human beings for monetary gain (very similar to what modern day Republicans are doing). The Stars and Bars is the best known flag of that digusting and vile cause.
We enjoy defiling the Stars and Bars wherever we find it. Especially when it's in the form of a tatoo on a chicken shit fascist.
by Jubilation T. Corndog January 2, 2009
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Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.
"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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Da Bears

The South African mining company with a controlling momopoly over world diamond prices.
(pronounced with a lisp)
When he saw Tiffany's price for a one- carat solitaire, his jaw dropped, and all he could mutter was: "Goddam dat Da Bears cartel..."
by CDT April 23, 2004
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barsehole

He's a total barsehole!
by Robert Lindsell August 2, 2007
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behind bars = behind bars

In other words, if you hang out too long on da local pub-stools tossing down tall frothies, you will likely end up "cooling off" in jail after participating in one or more drunken brawls, staggering about in public, committing an OUI offense, etc.
Ethan Couch's infamous drunk-driving event didn't even happen as a result of his being in a tavern --- i.e., he boozed it up while partying at a friend's house --- but he still wound up in a similar "behind bars = behind bars" situation.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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Bad News Bears

(noun) A person who is not very nice, does mean things, and thinks they're better than everyone else. They are not the most warm people to be around. They judge others without getting to know them. They are either insecure and take their frustration out on others or just get
pleasure from being mean. This is the nicer word to call people like this.
"That person is such a Bad News Bears."

"Girl 1: Oh my gosh, my boyfriend is talking to so many girls! They're such whores!"

"Girl 2: Stop being a Bad News Bears, they're probably just friends."
by blobfishlover5 April 15, 2013
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I got bars

by parslanday December 25, 2016
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