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Black dad

A mystical creature, that no one has seen. It probably doesn’t exist. Saying a black dad exists, is like saying unicorns and leprechauns are real. It’s crazy!
Jamal: “ay man you eva see a black dad?”

Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”
by STEPMOMPINGASRRR September 14, 2018
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Black Entertainment Television

Also known as Black Exploitation Television. A poor representation of Black people in society; a glorification of big booties, gold teeth, tha projects and crack heads, pimps and hoes, and relentless violence. An utter disgrace, but it sells.
ex. Uncut, Rap City, 106 and Park (shouldn't those kids be in school??)
by Miss Blake May 13, 2005
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Blackhawk

An exclusive community within the city of Danville, surrounded by turrets meant to keep out the financially undesirable.
by Buckola January 14, 2005
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black ice monster

one of the greatest slurpee flavors. it is a monster with dark purple coloring to look like black ice. when consumed it will make feces green!
Naval:yoa craig wana get some black ice monster?

Craig: O u know it!
by N of n0v3mBer January 26, 2009
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black science man

People dont think the universe be like it is, but it do.
by black science man September 12, 2017
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half black syndrome

When someone is a race other than black, but happens to be particularly well endowed down under.
Amanda: How was Luke last night?
Emma: Oh my God. It turns out he had half black syndrome. What a wonderful surprise.
Amanda: That white boy has game.
by BlackMagic69 July 13, 2010
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Black Gates

A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.
Son: Good Day Mom?

Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.

You: Holy shit Black Gates.
by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011
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