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The Austin Horton

The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton
by Austin Horton December 19, 2016
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Nick austin

Emma hoogerhydes husband
Person 1: why's emma yelling daddy?
Person 2: oh her and nick austin are alone
by Bryanna baker September 12, 2020
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Austin

When someone has 2+ consecutive voice cracks.
Haha dude you just had an Austin!!
by Juju Beaneyness March 26, 2011
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Austin mahone and Emily

A great couple and they will last forever and ever. Austin is a cutie and a great singer and Emily is an amazing person and she is great at everything she does. If they aren't together already then the he must be living under a rock! Emstin forever!! They are just so gorgeous and lovely together I am just getting so emotional over it...
Girl: I love Austin Mahone!
Girl 2: didn't you here that emily is dating him?

Girl: oh yeah they are perf together!
Girl 2: Austin mahone and Emily forever!!
by Laura georgie September 18, 2012
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Austin

Austin has nearly 200 live music venues throughout the city, complete with four lakes and countless parks within the city limits. Austin has something for everyone:
internationally renowned music, film, food and media festivals throughout the year. Austin is home to public and private universities such as the University of Texas at Austin, Concordia University, St. Edwards etc. Downtown Austin is known for our famous 6th street area with live music and bars as far as the eyes can see.
I had to make an entry because only purple-house-painting, liberals were writing in!
Austin is the shiznit!

I'd love to raise children in Austin, TX.
by Sarah Morrow1 November 3, 2008
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Austin,Texas

The capitol city of Texas. While very beautiful,it is filled with idiotic liberal mars volta fans and backwater conservative rich cowboys. Home of the University of Texas,many college kids who believe they're individuals house themselves on sixth street. And while it's the live music capitol of the world,it's population consists of whiny yuppies with vague political agendas and an effinity for drinking. Good to go to for various national acts and performances,and the occasional trip to waterloo records to find any and all albums you might want...but I wouldn't suggest living there due to the fact that the only good part of it is downtown and the cost of living doesn't compensate for the social morons who lurk about.
Austin,Texas is probably one of the fakest places i'll ever visit.
by Mike Sharp October 11, 2005
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austin miller

funny and has a long penis
by gdeyi May 7, 2018
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