by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016
Get the jacob austinmug. The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021
Get the Austin Paradoxmug. by Bobby sizu April 1, 2019
Get the Austin Potsmug. A sexual predator in grade twelve that fiends on the younger females in our school. Usually under the age of 14 and must be two years younger than himself.. be cautious children.
by Gregory Heffley September 11, 2018
Get the Austin Tremblaymug. Austin Che is an American Vocalist from Union City Tennessee. When he was 3 years old he learned how to play the ukulele. When he was 6 he wrote his first song. By age 9 he made his first album. When he was 12 he joined a band of which he played guitar and sung vocals. When he was 13 he left the band to find himself. Then sadly on his 14th birthday he lost his house due to fire he even almost lost his own life. Then at the age of 15 he made 2 songs and he has a 6 song EP coming sometime in 2020. The 2 songs he made got him signed to "Golden Boy Records".
by Hello World 347 March 31, 2020
Get the Austin Chemug. 
The boy who makes his truck soo big to substitute for his little dick who packs fattys then takes a 12 inch penis up his ass yea I know him
by Uncle jim bean December 15, 2018
Get the Austin Dickensmug.