ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.

Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?

by Larayne November 19, 2013

ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

Spain's ass

The best ass in Hetalia. No arguments with this one

Spain's ass is best ass in Hetalia.

by 🅱️ommunism January 17, 2022

ass puckering

This is a phrase that explains how much tensity you are feeling, especially when you are watching an exciting movie.

I watched the movie 'Logan' and it was ass puckering until the very end.

by Nadia! December 18, 2017

Ass Period

What you miss after having anal sex, meaning you are not ass-pregnant.

I pulled her on the bed and did her up the ass, later she told me she missed her ass period.

by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010

Ass Vortex

Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!

Sven tried to impress some girls by doing an ass Vortex.

by tx3000 May 2, 2010

Dinner Ass

Dinner Ass: (noun) An ass so nice and delicious that it can be eaten for dinner.; An ass large enough to be compared to the larger size of dinner with respect to other meals.

"Damn look at the Dinner Ass, mmmhmmmm"

by Slowek99 December 7, 2013