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Ashley and Hitesh

A perfect couple, these both would fight, but love at the same time. Both like to spend time with each other, either on chats or in-person. they would choose some different goals but, they are inseparable. They would even love each other even if away from each other.
by Bhavna 12345 November 24, 2021
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Ashley Minute

When someone leaves for 1 or 2 days. Sometimes 3 or 4 days depending upon the situation.

Usually an Ashley's normal time frame to be MIA.
Oh damn Katie took an Ashley Minute I have not seen her.
by Xam ;p September 15, 2019
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Ashley Simpson

1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.
This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.
by quagblar March 7, 2007
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Ashley Sunshine

A person of true beauty; one who is absolutely amazing in every sense of human nature. She's beautiful for more than a day, for more than a moment. She's beautiful every waking minute, and nothing can ever compare to her. Her brown, infinite eyes. Remind you of what's lovely in this world. She is simply undescribable. Should one attempt to depict what makes her so special, that person would be left speechless for hours.
Mayor John: "I've never seen such a marvelous person! Who is she?"

Andres: "That's Ashley Sunshine. She truly is someone special.."
by Solar Ice October 13, 2011
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Doing an Ashley

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".
1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010
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Keira Ashley

A beautiful girl who writes amazing poetry, she can be found on Allpoetry.com, but her screenname is always changing.
Did you read the latest poem by Keira Ashley? It was amazing.
by Someone That Is No One August 1, 2009
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glass ashley

When a girl orgasms into a glass cup, and either drinks it or freezes it, later blending it to make a smoothie.
Dude I'm so thirty, I could drink a gallon of glass ashley.
by misterrrrrrt May 13, 2011
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