Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic

girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.

by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019

albert

a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues

ahhhh hes such an albert

by YEYE24 October 22, 2019

Albert

The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.

Bruh, you should be like Albert

by SHOOTAH November 3, 2019

Albert

Usually ditches friends to mess with girls

Usually likes girls whose name starts with an E or an S =Albert

by Maybe I’ll November 30, 2019

Albert

Ok so there’s this guy his name is Albert but most people call him Alberto or flamingo he has a yt called flamingo he also had another channel called Albertzstuff his nicknames are : mrflimflam, fat man,flamgo,flamingo, mr room foam

Guy #1: do you know about Albert

Guy #2: Yes
Guy #2 has got banned for YES

by Just a epic weeb February 2, 2020

Albert

Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.

"That's a proper Albert of Arseholes" (with reference to a group of pissed lads maybe)

by Googoomuck February 10, 2020

Albert

Albert is flamingo, mrflimflam, flamgo, flingo, Mr Flip Phone, mrflimfart, and i could keep going all day.
He's a youtuber. He play games. He scream. He farts on camera. Hail Albert. Hail FELIPE.
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1. ALBERT FATTY
2. ALBERT NOOB
3. ARE YOU ALBERT FALMINGO?
4. IS ALBERT THE GIRL?
5. HOWDY CLEETUS ALBERT

by Unnecesary Guy March 10, 2020