Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance

My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!

by BoxKev May 13, 2011

Alaskan Freight Train

When a group of people over 300 pounds line up and have a giant butt orgy

Dude did u see when we walked by that ally those fat asses having an alaskan freight train" "ya it was gross

by turokakaTROK December 11, 2011

alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015

Alaskan Crowbar

When ya girl is sliding one of her nostrils over ya dick and ya tickle her other nostril and she sneezes your load out the other side.

Becky was giving me an Alaskan Crowbar and it was the most memorable event of my life.

by Young Dagger Dck March 6, 2019

Alaskan Python

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

by GenericName2042 August 19, 2008

Alaskan boondoggle

When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.

Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.

by bidoofadoof July 20, 2010

alaskan hand warmer

to jack off with blubber in negative degrees farenheit weather.

Man, it was so cold I had to give my self an alaskan hand warmer!

by matzah May 25, 2007