s'aftie

Generally Hampshire, but also Dorset and Wiltshire, way of saying 'this afternoon'. Can also be said 's'arftie', depending on speaker's preference.

"Going to town s'aftie?"

by I Love Tarquin February 23, 2008

ASG (After sex glow)

The warm fuzzy feeling one gets post pucking

ASG (After sex glow) - Josep! Thank you for the amazing pucking today. It has left me with a great ASG. Can we cuddle in the wet fatch now?

by Scunnert Pict November 14, 2019

Vincent Afton

A character from an alternative universe created by “Rebornica”. No, he is not Glitchtrap/Malhare. William is. Vincent is also not William Afton’s brother. He is a made up character from a old theory and the creator of Vincent is very problematic.

Girl: In my AU Vincent Afton is Glitchtrap and hes William’s brother!
Boy: You’re fucking stupid.

by randysbeloved on TikTok !! August 22, 2021

Michael afton ward

My amazing and sexy husband who I love so so much and he’s just a perfect man who I absolutely adore and I want to spend the rest of my life with. I will marry this man even if he breaks up with me I do not care, I’ll kidnap him and keep my boyfriend in my house forever because I love him too much to allow him to leave

“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix

“Stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
“Shut the fuck up” -phøenix

by babe_girlz September 16, 2022

morning after balls

The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.

Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

after burn

Thinking of a good come back in an argument well after the argument has ended.

Bro 1: Damn dude that was a crazy argument!
Bro 2: Yea man and I just barely thought of a good comeback I could have used...
Bro 1: Wow man, what an after burn.

by chrisboy22 July 10, 2012

aftertaste

The feelings that you have for someone even though the friendship or relationship is over. It is a feeling you have when you still like a person.

Jess had an aftertaste for her ex boyfriend josh, who is in a new relationship.

by kyeskye April 23, 2016