Step dad bod

What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more

"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"

by spoonman89 September 28, 2017

Step on your dick

screw-up,Do a bad thing,Embarass yourself.

very often said in the military.

Make sure you prepare for this,i don't want to see you step on your dick up there.

WELL,WELL,WELL.You really stepped on your dick this time,big guy!

by C.R. DUMAS October 6, 2005

Grime-step

Dubstep music that is so freaking dirty and has breaks that are just absolutely GRIMEY!!! hence the term grimestep as a sub-genre of dubstep...

"Did you just hear that break??? Fucking FILTHY!!! Straight up GRIME-STEP!!"

by superdopestar August 22, 2011

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Step bro day

Your step bro becomes your boyfriend for a day

Step brooooo what are you doingggggg

Step bro day

by Ally wsg October 15, 2019

mind the step children

To pay attention to the testicles during the act of fellatio.

Did she mind the step children during the Lewinsky?

by numbnuts June 19, 2003

step-dad Chad

Your wife's casual, peripheral 'business associate' that has recently become divorced...and also the step-father to your kids.

Hey, how's it going?
About as well as expected, I guess.
So, you saw it coming?
Yeah, pretty much. Sooner or later. I just didn't think it would be a step-dad Chad.

by YAWA June 10, 2021