sam haynes'd

Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.
person 1- woahh!!! watch out.
person 2- OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
person 3- she just got sam haynes'd
by luggie April 08, 2010
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Sam is gay

Every Sam I know is gay... like the real big gay
"see that guy over there? His name is Sam and Sam is gay. Like double ultra triple gay."
by G1nja N1nja January 18, 2019
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sam tsui

the guy who mashed up songs by lady gaga, michael jackson and others. he's a current student from Yale and hits the best notes. he is an internet sensation, especially in youtube.
by emsperalta March 06, 2010
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Serious Sam

The equivilant of Jack Campbell and Duke Nukem put together that lays the smack down on ass loads of beheaded gun toting suicide bombers and knock offs of doom monsters in ancient egypt.
How many monster, really, are there in serious sam?
by Bojangles357 August 03, 2005
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Sam Chaser

Someone who would literally do anything for Sam, Anything just to be as close to him as possible, like a relationship but unstated.
by Yaayaayeet April 11, 2019
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Sam Badnell

unwanted underfed pet. lives off of his own mucus. eats ham and is a fish. always ginger.
hey look its Sam Badnell. retard alert!
by rimmeforasausage May 20, 2019
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Sam's Wood

Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.
"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"

-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM
by keeperofthewood August 30, 2011
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