Abnormal nail

When your small toenail grows right the way round your toe instead of forward leading to a painful and unattractive toe

Jim: my nail is growing round the side of my toe

James:that abnormal nail mate

Jim:oh Yr having a giggle

by Wjfb September 12, 2021

nail on the dickhead

Synonym for hitting the nail on the head, except the person is a complete dick

Well if it wasn't you. You always hit the nail on the dickhead!

by Astrophysichrist January 21, 2022

The Rusty Nail

A sexual position where a man uses a strap on and his on tool to have both vaginal and anal sex at the same time.

After a few margaritas, she was ready to let me give her the rusty nail!

by Dr_brisket June 8, 2023

Junkie Nails

A term to describe acrylic nails with multiple designs/charms

I went to my nail tech and asked if she could do junkie nails.

by Honeydipped.xo February 26, 2022

Junky Nail Syndrome

When you have your nails looking gooky and not smooth. Acrylic nails gone wrong!

I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome

by Afreur August 19, 2024

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

Nails for breakfast without any milk

It means your vary tough
Nails for breakfast with no milk was something from hat show spongebob squarepants wher the main character spongebob tries to go to a place called the salty spittoon

Fish: Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you
Other fish: how tough am i?! How tough am i?! I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
Fish: yeah so?
Other fish: Without any milk.
Fish: right this way sorry to keep you waiting

Nails for breakfast without any milk

by The person who did your mom August 14, 2022