When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.
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Get the Crustacean Colon Cannon mug.A moderation system in which it is effectively a glass cannon, usually consisting of slight discrepancies or bias to result in a mishap in servers.
This is most common in communities with corrupt moderation teams or outright bad ones.
This is most common in communities with corrupt moderation teams or outright bad ones.
Otis: "bro did you get banned from the forum"
Paul: "yeah, their Glass Cannon Moderation banned me for something slightly inappropriate when he wrote 3 troll posts"
Paul: "yeah, their Glass Cannon Moderation banned me for something slightly inappropriate when he wrote 3 troll posts"
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Get the Glass Cannon Moderation mug.Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon
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Get the anal grape cannon mug.When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.
That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!
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