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Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
by robotmafia October 5, 2010
mugGet the Penny For A Poundmug.

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.
Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.
by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010
mugGet the Penny Pot Poormug.

Penny

A slur against gays (homosexuals) due to their ability to corrode and their cheap value. In the late 1900s, gays were called pennies due to being cheap and easy to access.
Look at that penny over there! He falters to the whims of any man who passes him by.
by PennybeProud March 13, 2024
mugGet the Pennymug.
The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
mugGet the two pennies and a half smoked cigarettemug.

Penny Collector

A derogatory term for a Jewish person.
Because of the stereotype the most Jews are rich and good with money
guy 1: wow that guy is such a penny collector!
guy 2: why?
guy 1:well...he a jew so he must be rich
by tomamassister December 3, 2011
mugGet the Penny Collectormug.

Penny slick

A person who’s participates in scamming others
Penny slick is a person who participates in scamming others
by Hhhhhhhhhhh12333300 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Penny slickmug.

penny

a name for either a vagina/pussy for the younger crowd, typically tight and clenching.
her penny is dreadful, i call that penny lame
by entrancespennydreadful October 27, 2023
mugGet the pennymug.

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