little johnny

little Johnny is a series of jokes usually meant as inappropriate or dirty
1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
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johnny necro

A Johnny Necro is a user a loser and a wannabe a guy that has no talent but thinks he is a super star.
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Backstage Johnny

A male fan who hangs around backstage or outside a female star’s dressing room to get her attention.
She was tired of it all, the photographers, the journalists and the occasional backstage Johnny hanging around outside her dressing room door.
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Johnny on the Richard

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.
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