Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad

Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."

by Julzy168 April 4, 2018

Jake Sim

A beautiful, handsome, more talented than you will ever be, perfect, funny, cute, amazing man. The loml. Stan Enhypen. Stan Jake.

Person 1: Who is that handsome man with that dog named Layla in Enhypen?
Person 2: You mean Jake Sim?

by JakeSimWife June 8, 2022

Jake Anderson

Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.

Hi I’m Jake Anderson and u can fuck me in the ass DADDY.

by Camsbuchaneggs May 29, 2020

jake johnston

It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘

It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘

by tfmnkty8mplu9m9 May 20, 2021

Jake, really?

Named after one special individual who kept outdoing their own stupidity.

To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”

“Bro, did you seriously have sex with her after you found out she had an STD?” “Jake, really?”

by StatGlass July 2, 2021

rocco and jake

Rocco and Jake are bestfriends they are ride or die stick together no matter what's in there way

Rocco and Jake never splitup

by Jake and rocco January 25, 2018

Jizzy Jake

The rarest man on the planet. He's hard to find because he tends to be in hiding most of his life. He has fucked so many bitches that he has become immortal and a god. Jizzy Jake cannot walk around in public without having to pry the mouths of many of the hottest bitches off his huge schlong. If you happen to see the rare sighting of Jizzy Jake, take advantage of the blessing and give him the ride of his life, for you might never get such an amazing opportunity....ever.

omfg its Jizzy Jake! I need him NOW!

by thetruthistold November 21, 2010