Bo Jonsson Grip

A very rich man in sweden during 1400 century but nowadays a boy in Torsviks skola that only wears old man clothes and is very sensitive. He might have some kind of disease. LOVES second hand.

- Are those shoes on Bo Jonsson Grip second hand?
- Ye, i think so man

by Not named Texas February 21, 2019

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grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness July 01, 2018

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Death Gripping

The act of listening to Death Grips for a long period of time and/or going to Death Grips concerts

Josh: NEVERMIND THE WAY IT SOUNDS, EVERYTIME WE MAKE IT BAIL, STRAIGHT INTO THE WOOP WOOP GROUNDDDD

Claire: What's he doing?

Jim: He's Death Gripping. Easily the worst I've seen from him, I better call the psychologist...

by CarkyAmster September 29, 2023

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Virgin Mary Grip

The tightest pussy of them all, indescribable to the common man. one the real ones remember the day she was spread like peanut butter and really tested. Now shall we all pray to the grippiest of them all: نرجو أن نصلي إلى قبضة مريم العذراء المستقيمة من الأسفل التي حررتنا نحن البشر من تفاوتات العدم. آمين

She had some Virgin Mary grip to her

by Shagging Rn December 30, 2023

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