The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008

loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

ford bronco on 4 flat tires

When a girl has sex doggy stile while her legs and arms are num

Yo I gave that girl a ford bronco on 4 flat tires.

by Syndrome March 14, 2016

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

by dudey1312 June 19, 2009

Ford

"FOUND ON ROAD DEAD" and quits when the going gets tough.

Every Ford only works when the going is easy.

Ford has always left me high and dry.

by Realtinman November 2, 2022

Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.

Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022

Jade forde

Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.

A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.

"Are you okay?"

"Fine"

"Okay then"

'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'

"Nobody likes 'jade forde'

by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014